Statusuri de pe facebook(update)

"O fată şi un tip circulau cu viteza de 100 km/h pe o motocicletă.
Fata: Mai încet, mi-e frică.
Tipul: Nu, este distractiv.
Fata: Nu nu este, te rog! E atât de înfricoşător.
Tipul: Atunci spune-mi că mă iubeşti.
... ... Fata: Te iubesc, încetineşte.
Tipul: Acum, îmbrăţişează-mă cât poţi tu de tare
* Ea l-a îmbrăţişat *
Tipul: Poţi să-mi scoţi casca şi pune-o pe tine, mă deranjează.
A doua zi, în ziar: "O motocicletă s-a izbit într-o clădire din cauză că a rămas fără frâne.
Două persoane au fost în accident, dar numai una a supravieţuit."
Adevărul era că la jumatatea dumului tipul si-a dat seama că motocicleta nu mai frânează,
dar el nu a vrut ca fata să ştie.
În schimb, i-a cerut o îmbrăţişare
şi să-i spună că îl iubeşte o ultima dată.
Apoi, el i-a cedat casca, astfel încât ea va trăi,
chiar dacă aceasta însemna că el va muri.
Dacă ai face acelaşi lucru pentru persoana iubită, copiază acest text pe peretele tau ! :("

 

"Every music tells you a story,
Every movie shows you a story,
Every game lets you live their story,
Every life has a story, press play! ►"

"SWAG.
teacher: wheres your homework?
student: written in the stars
teacher: where?
student: a million miles away
teacher: why are you telling the class this?
student: a message to the main.. ohh
teacher: do you want to miss spring break?
student: seasons come and go
teacher: change your attitude right now!
student: but i will never change
teacher: go to the principals office!!
student: im on my way"

"A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith... PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home...."

 

"Un copil spune mamei lui: "Mamă, am scris ceva pe cearceaf cu ruj." De la
furie mama a început să își bată copilul fără nepăsare până ce l-a
pierdut. Inconştientă şi în lacrimi, a încercat să-i deschidă ochişorii,
dar era prea târziu; inima lui aia mică a .....
...a încetat să bată.
In dormitor pe cearceaf scria: "Te iubesc mamă ♥".
Postează pe peretele tău dacă eşti împotriva abuzului asupra copiilor. :("